Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
"Ya know, when
I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with
either of my
hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10
degrees if I tried
really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend
it about 20 degrees, no
problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and
now I can almost bend it in
half with just one hand" "So, "says the
second drunk, "what's your
point" "Well, "says the first, "I'm
just wondering how much
stronger I'm gonna get!"
