A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and
says
that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes
her hair
black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks
the same thing and again
the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a
shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she
returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment,
this clerk
also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde
asks the clerk,
"How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks
at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's
a
microwave."
