The object of Painter Madness is to help the painter to get a bucket of paint. You need to get the bucket through all the floors and prevent it from crushing. The speed increases every 5 seconds, and the level lasts 50 seconds. You get the points for the time you are playing.
A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes
into the bar again and says...
'What did you do that for!'
