Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
House
Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a
car
together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands
of yards away. They all fall into a
daze.
When they come to and extract themselves from
the
vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.
They decide
to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The
Wizard is known for granting
people their wishes.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard
for a brain."
Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for
a heart."
Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
