A five year old boy and his grandfather are
sitting on the front porch
together, when grandpa pulls a beer out
of a cooler. the little boy
asked,
"Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch
your
ass?"
The little
boy answered no.
Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a
beer."
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy
asked,
"Grandpa,
can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked,
"Can your dick touch
your
ass?" The little boy answered no, again.
Grandpa said, "Then your not
man
enough to have a cigar." A
little later, the little boy came out of
the
house With a
cookie.
Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
The boy asked "Can your dick
touch your ass?"
Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my
ass!" The boy
replied,
"Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these
cookies for me."
