A Scotsman is sitting in a
bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large
black
beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of
whisky. The
bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts
walking out
the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to
pay for
that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The
bartender says,
"Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes
later another man with a large black beard walks in. The
man goes
to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves
him,
the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The
bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says,
"Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and
the man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar
and orders a shot of
whisky. He drinks the whisky then start
s walking out the door. The
bartender says, "Hey aren't you going
to pay for that?" The Scotsman
says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Hey where is
your big black beard?" The
Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt
and says, "Secret Service!"
