A young woman went to her doctor
complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You
have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you
mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more
specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even
THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully
for a moment and told her his
diagnosis, "You have a broken
finger."
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few
minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you
like.
