You are in charge when grandmum is not around. You have to use the limited fuel that you have in the lawnmower wisely to cut all the grass on the yard before she is back.
Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the
office. Experts say humor
eases tension, which is important in times
when the work force is being
trimmed.
"Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."
