Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
boat and one says to
the other, "I hear
that the occupants of
this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her
companion replies, "but
if we shall live in America, we might as well do
as the Americans
do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points
to a hot dog
vendor and they both walk toward him. "Two dogs,
please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both
hot dogs
in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to
unwrap
their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers.
Staring
at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers
cautiously, "What part did you get?"
