One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw some kids playing
and thought "Hey!
Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for
ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.
So she began to write a
note: "I have
kidnaped your son and I will give him back
if you
put 10,000$ on the north side of the
tree in the park.
Signed
Blonde."
She sticks the note on the kid and sends him
home. The next
day she goes to the north side
of the tree and in a paper bag was
10, 000$.
But there was a note inside saying: "How
could you do
this to a fellow blonde!?!"
